Child is the Father of Man
Parenthood is a rewarding experience. For 18 years our goal is to care and do the best for our off-springs. It starts with amazement when you first lay eyes on your baby. Soon you find yourself doing things that no baby blogs or books ever mention. I sniff my son's butt several times a day. It must make for a funny picture I am sure - I place him belly-down on my elbow, prop his butt up and sniff away! And if that's not enough I also analyze his poop each time for color, texture & consistency. When my daughter was in an exploratory mission in her second year of life, she regularly dug out her diaper-deposits out of curiosity and revealed them to me. During one such display, when I wasn't paying much attention, I inadvertently placed her fingers to the tip of my tongue and actually tasted it before realizing what I did! Yes, I finally DID IT! I tasted SHIT - literally! In case you are interested to know, it tastes bitter! That's right. Besides that of a parent, kid...